can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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