I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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