Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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