your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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