The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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