I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Randomize
