gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
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I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
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I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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