No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
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this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
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Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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