Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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