Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
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You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
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Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
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