May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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