Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
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He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
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I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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