I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
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aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
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Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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