if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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