no. you can't hotbox the world.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
So vagazzling was a success
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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