New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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