I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
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Houston, we have a squirter
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The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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