I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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