Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
The adults are the big ones right?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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