i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
last night I used snow as a chaser
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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