sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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