This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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