i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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