When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
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I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
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I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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