I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
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dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
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We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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