are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
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