Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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