I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
