Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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