Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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