I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
this will be a night to untag.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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