I hate your face
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
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We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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