the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
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Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
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I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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