I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
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Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
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He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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