whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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