she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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