so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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