you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
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Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
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I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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