jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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