so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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