walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
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and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
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My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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