I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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