the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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