shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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