Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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