Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
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obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
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Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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