I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
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I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
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I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
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