dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
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I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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