I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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