just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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