this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
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I understand Curling. That high.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
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100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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