You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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