i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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