Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(207): View more from Maine

there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(207): there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW. http://tfl.nu/2lyk

Replies (11) Good night (2229) Bad night (599)
Favorite
(718): View more from New York

Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(718): Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom." http://tfl.nu/h2e6

Replies (17) Good night (4993) Bad night (1593)
Favorite
(781): View more from Massachusetts

Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(781): Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse http://tfl.nu/l7qs

Replies (46) Good night (1059) Bad night (7709)
Favorite
(518): View more from New York

apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(518): apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party http://tfl.nu/ab1k

Replies (17) Good night (6164) Bad night (848)
Favorite
(248): View more from Michigan

so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(248): so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience http://tfl.nu/77ps

Replies (16) Good night (842) Bad night (4311)
Favorite
(614): View more from Ohio

Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(614): Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here http://tfl.nu/czu0

Replies (13) Good night (3308) Bad night (1121)
Favorite
(651): View more from Minnesota

We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(651): We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players http://tfl.nu/pd68

Replies (4) Good night (2000) Bad night (629)
Favorite
(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.

(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Those were the highlights of my night.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(717): Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves. (717): Those were the highlights of my night. http://tfl.nu/jaow

Replies (8) Good night (2095) Bad night (839)
Favorite
(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(717): Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts. http://tfl.nu/zklc

Replies (6) Good night (1415) Bad night (798)
Favorite
(901): View more from Tennessee

Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(901): Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here. http://tfl.nu/g9cl

Replies (1) Good night (610) Bad night (722)
Favorite
(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(403): Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming http://tfl.nu/n2ay

Replies (5) Good night (1214) Bad night (651)
Favorite
(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(814): Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months? http://tfl.nu/ebp4

Replies (2) Good night (724) Bad night (336)
Favorite
(230): View more from

Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(230): Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success. http://tfl.nu/u50l

Replies (1) Good night (874) Bad night (452)
Favorite
(585): View more from New York

I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(585): I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille. http://tfl.nu/u3hg

Replies (2) Good night (558) Bad night (340)
Favorite
(404): View more from Georgia

I think you just miss his friendship.

(1-404): View more from Georgia

I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(404): I think you just miss his friendship. (1-404): I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms. http://tfl.nu/chz3

Replies (1) Good night (1089) Bad night (312)

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard