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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.

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• (631): View more from New York

  ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.

  (703): View more from Virginia

  OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

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• (212): View more from New York

  All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.

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