then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
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If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
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I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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