idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
